Sunday, April 04, 2010

Pope Retracts Comparison To Anti-Semitism

In his Easter Sunday address, the Pope unreservedly retracted the comparison that had been made by his personal preacher between vocal criticism of the Catholic Church for its failure to address sexual abuse and centuries of anti-semitism that culminated in the Holocaust.

"The comparison is entirely inappropriate," said the Pontiff. "What the Church is being subjected to is much more serious. A better comparison would be to the crucifixion of Christ."


P.S. If the Vatican is reading this: It's just satire. Please don't send Opus Dei operatives to assassinate me.

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