Friday, March 27, 2015

De-cluttering

My three step plan for de-cluttering my house:
  1. Rent a storage locker
  2. Fill it with all the junk that I never use and / or really don't need
  3. Default on the rent

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Diet

A friend of mine who is big into "natural foods" told me never to eat anything I couldn't pronounce, which is why I don't eat quinoa or acai.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

What would Jesus do?

A church in San Francisco has promised to remove controversial sprinklers it installed to deter rough sleepers, reports the BBC. "After an outcry, the city's archdiocese admitted it had been "ill-conceived" for St Mary's Cathedral to treat homeless people in this way", it goes on.

The new policy replaces the sprinklers with landmines and automatic machine guns.

A Brief History of Trumpistan

January 21: A coalition of eighteen states led by Texas announce their succession from the United States, forming a new country reviving the...