Friday, March 27, 2015


My three step plan for de-cluttering my house:
  1. Rent a storage locker
  2. Fill it with all the junk that I never use and / or really don't need
  3. Default on the rent

Wednesday, March 25, 2015


A friend of mine who is big into "natural foods" told me never to eat anything I couldn't pronounce, which is why I don't eat quinoa or acai.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

What would Jesus do?

A church in San Francisco has promised to remove controversial sprinklers it installed to deter rough sleepers, reports the BBC. "After an outcry, the city's archdiocese admitted it had been "ill-conceived" for St Mary's Cathedral to treat homeless people in this way", it goes on.

The new policy replaces the sprinklers with landmines and automatic machine guns.

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Understanding Fifty Shades

So if I understand current pop-culture correctly, "Fifty Shades" is a "Twilight" fanfic written by a middle-aged Mary Sue mom with actual sex scenes. Do I have that right?

Jeremy Clarkson is a git

The Jeremy Clarkson controversy isn't about the fact that he's a misogynistic, homophobic, pompous prick and the poster child [sic] for old white bigots hiding behind a facade of man-of-the-people "ordinary bloke". It's about integrity in automotive journalism.