Saturday, August 07, 2010
Asking for Trouble
A crowded room full of preschoolers wearing hoods so they can't see. Supervised by an 800-year old goblin with a limp. And they're waving FREAKIN' LIGHTSABERS around. And at your kindergarten, you were in trouble if you ran with scissors.
Bonus: the goblin speaks backwards, slowly. "Cut each others arms off... you must not!"
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