Turning in my cool card

OK, confession time. This is a list of some of the things and people I never really found funny, even though I may have pretended to like some of them at the time just to be cool with my friends:

• The Goon Show
• Spike Milligan
• Kenny Everett
• Steptoe and Son (Sanford and Son for those of you reading this in American)
• Lord of the Rings
• The Young Ones in general, Rik Mayall in particular
• Absolutely Fabulous (other than Joanna Lumley)
• Ben Elton
• Blackadder, Mr Bean, and frankly most of Rowan Atkinson's output except for a handful of sketches
• Alexei Sayle
• Pretty much the entirety of the 1980s UK alternative comedy scene, come to think of it
• Bill Murray, except Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day
• National Lampoon, especially Chevy Chase
• John Hughes
• John Waters

And just for completeness, I lost patience with David Lynch somewhere around 1990. Great, David: nothing is what it appears to be. What the fuck is it then?
Phuh. Feels good to get that off my conscience.